L Laminate Finishes. Can't be trusted. Landscaping. Put in a pond. Land Reclamation. Get rid of all ponds. Landscaping and Reclamation. Won't get you anywhere. Late Deliveries. Always arrive on time. Leasehold Shop. Comes without batteries. Lintels. Best cooked as a curry. Loft Conversions. Drive me through the roof. Log Cabins. Won't give me sleepless nights. Long-term Plans. Curl up round the edges. Lost Property. So far every bloody one I've owned.

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