S Sanders and Grinders. Wipes the smile off lumpy surfaces. Scare Tactics. Only as a last resort. Screwdriver Bits. A total stitch-up. Second Life. Beats my other one. Sewage Pipes. Never a dull moment. Single Glazing. Uses fewer panes than double glazing. Skips. Won't make me hop about. Soft Landings. Always give way. Spokeshave. Helps shape your stems and fair your outer hull. Sponsors. Got to have balls to sign me up. Includes without limitations some of the biggest names in DIY (but I won't mention them here 'coz they're just too embarassed about it). Spotting Boards. Never quite figured them out. Spotty Ties. Avoid spotty ties at all costs. Spreadsheets. Not a pretty sight if they don't match the duvet. Steam Finishing. One mad rush. Steam Press. Needs running water. Steamers. Had 2 standing around. Storage Units. Are a total no-brainer. Strap-on Dildos. Can't beat a forklift. Structural Beams. Really don't impress me. Stuccos. Great if you like neckaches.

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