SPONSORS CONTACT FORM

Contact name....

Phone:   Email:
Company: male   female   not sure

IP address: I'll fill this in myself.

And now some multiple choice stuff (you did this at school):
we've got 5 grand burning a hole in our pockets
we'll pay you a round of beer
Joe your landlord here: you still owe me last month's rent
none of the above but my boss just left the office

Make a proposal please (I won't do anything indecent):



Acceptance: By posting the above form you warrant that you have read and understand my entire website (including all words starting with 'S' in my glossary) are not taking drugs, do not have a heavy metal band playing in the corner, won't notice a 35% drop in sales and generally still enjoy life (although I can help change that).
My sponsors are growing steadily in number (unlike their sales figures).

At the last count I had: 1

If you want to get on board and can't think of a better way to drop a fiver please contact me using the form on the left (cut along the dotted lines and then fold evenly).

Please allow 4-6 months for me to respond as postal deliveries to Anguilla take a while (assuming safe passage).

Oh yeah - remember to mark the envelope with 'not an invoice' in bold red ink.



Ron M. isn't qualified to give financial or investment advice. Please consult professional advisors, a pint of beer or a bag of crisps before acting on anything you see, hear or read at my website. (C) 2004 Ron M.